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You’ve Begun to Think That People that ‘Follow’ you…

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You’ve begun to think that the hundreds of people that ‘follow’ you truly value and depend on your 140 character updates.

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You Now Take Photos of Other People’s Food

September 28th, 2011 No comments
You now take photos of other people’s food and upload online before eating.
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When You Are In Danger

September 28th, 2011 No comments

When you are in danger, taking video or posting an update is more important than calling 911
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You May Have Caused Accidents by Driving While Tweeting

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You may have caused accidents by driving while tweeting, but you’re not sure because you weren’t paying attention.

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You Knew your Best Friend was Dumped Before He Did

September 28th, 2011 No comments
You knew your best friend was dumped before he did, because his ex's status changed to 'single'.
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You’ve Shown Up Late for Work or School

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You’ve shown up late for work or school (or anything else really) simply because you were up late checking your friends’ statuses.

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You Have Sibling on Your Profile that Aren’t related To You

September 28th, 2011 No comments
You have siblings listed on your social profile that aren’t actually related to you.
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You Hide Your Phone from Family When Doing Status Updates

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You hide your phone from friends and family when doing status updates, which is ironic because they’re all connected to your profile.

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You ‘Check In’ Everywhere you Go

September 28th, 2011 No comments
You ‘check in’ everywhere you go, including the bathroom.
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You Kiss your Smartphone Goodnight

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You kiss your smartphone goodnight, and check your status before getting out of bed in the morning.

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