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You’ve Begun to Think That People that ‘Follow’ you…

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You’ve begun to think that the hundreds of people that ‘follow’ you truly value and depend on your 140 character updates.

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You’ve Shown Up Late for Work or School

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You’ve shown up late for work or school (or anything else really) simply because you were up late checking your friends’ statuses.

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Step 2: 50% of your ‘friends’ don’t even know who you are

September 28th, 2011 No comments
Come to realize that 50% (or more) of your ‘friends’ don’t even know who you are, and are most likely 40-year-old men pretending to be a young girl.
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Step 5: Admit to your ‘followers’ you have a problem

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

Admit to your vast group of ‘followers’ that you have a problem, and ask them to unfollow you. Don’t worry, all 10 of your true friends will still talk to you.

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Step 6: Be ready to remove 90% of your friends

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

Be ready to remove 90% of your ‘friends’, and possibly even deactivate some of your profiles. Seriously, you still have a Bebo account?

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Step 12: Have a social awakening

September 28th, 2011 No comments
Have a social awakening - realize that no one actually cares “what is on your mind” or what you’re eating, that they all have their own problems to deal with, and that they would just like someone to listen to them instead!
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