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You Now Take Photos of Other People’s Food

September 28th, 2011 No comments
You now take photos of other people’s food and upload online before eating.
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You May Have Caused Accidents by Driving While Tweeting

September 28th, 2011 No comments

 

You may have caused accidents by driving while tweeting, but you’re not sure because you weren’t paying attention.

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You ‘Check In’ Everywhere you Go

September 28th, 2011 No comments
You ‘check in’ everywhere you go, including the bathroom.
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Step 4: Ability to think and say profound things

September 28th, 2011 No comments
Discover that you have the ability to think and say profound things in more than 140 characters. Oh, and retweeting is no different than stealing someone else’s joke.
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